I'm a very self inverted soul, sarcastic, silly son of a bitch. I share my opinion even when its not relevent or asked for. I enjoy making fun of people i think are more ignorant than myself, which makes it a rare occasion i savor! I dont like using caps when i type. I'm a bald chubby diabetic with a bad ticker and pancreas, i also suffer from a negative self image if it wasnt painfully obvious. I enjoy reading People magazine when i'm on the toilet(just a fun little mental pic to ruin your day). I am a husband to my wife a father to my son and daughter and a pet owner of two weenier dogs,two cats and five fish and i enjoy a run on sentence every once in awhile.